This all starts with a 1965 album by Charlie Walker, it’s called Close All The Honky Tonks - a honky tonk is just a bar that plays popular dance music at the time - it goes
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She’s in some honky tonk tonight I know, Close all the honky tonks, lock all the doors, |
I love the idea of closing all the bars so someone will come back to you. It’s like something Nathan Fielder - if you’re ever seen any of his shows - might come up with.